Seussy

Adjective: Characterized by or possessing qualities similar to the works of Dr.Seuss.

Synonyms: Strange, awkward, ridiculous, nonsensical, surreal, abstract, and unconventional.

"Did you hear George W Bush's speech last night? Man they guy has a Seussy way of speaking."

"Her outfit is so seussy! It doesn't match at all but it sure is fashionable."

"My essay turned out so seussy, I had no Idea what I was talking about."

"I went to a dance party last night and got dosed with LSD, what a seussy night."

"Matisyahu? A hasidic Jewish Reggae rapper? Sounds seussy to me."

by The Citizen Science April 1, 2009

sense of humor cancer

The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.

Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.

"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."

by Android21A August 16, 2012

selsela

selsela is the type of girl that would make you laugh for hours and hours. she is the most thoughtful and caring person you would ever meet. she is also one of the most intelligent people you could ever meet. when selsela is focused on something, there is no stopping her once she is in the zone, and it’s for the best because she will make something beautiful at the end. with her charm and out-going soul, she is basically the key to the best day you could have in your entire life time. she might seem intimidating at first, but once you get to know her, there will be with no doubt a single regret. she is a strong and bright minded person, with the capability of making the impossible, possible.

“that girl is such a selsela”

by pissychrisssy November 24, 2018

Homo-sensei

An open homosexual (or gay person) who takes on the responsibility of answering a new gay or questioning person's questions about GLBT related topics. Derived from the japanese word 'sensei' meaning 'teacher'.

GUY 1: "Dude, I didn't know they were friends."
GUY 2: "They weren't, until the older one became the younger one's homo-sensei."

by Nobody 08 April 11, 2009

Bitch Nigga Senses

When a bitch nigga is within your radius, or when you know some bitch nigga shit is going on you can feel it.

"My bitch nigga senses tingled and right after that I found out my homie was tryna get at my girl."

"My bitch nigga senses is timgling I think Dan is coming around the corner. There his punk ass is."

by Levitticus Cornwall December 12, 2018

sixth sense

This movie's ending was shocking to so many viewers it became the prime example for people who prefer to not spoil the ending of a movie or book by knowing how it ends. Most people refer to this movie in terms of whether they knew the ending or not.

"Harry Potter 6 is the next Sixth Sense."

"La la la la ... I don't want to know the ending! My bitch-ass brother always Sixth-Senses me and I've been avoiding him until Sunday."

"Dude, don't pull a Sixth Sense on me -- I don't want any spoilers."

by Coell September 6, 2005

senseless riot shield beat down

when you beat down some ho with a riot shield, particularly in first person shooter video games.

Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD

TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!

by Mokhok April 4, 2010