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CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION

Anybody who blows a gigantic SNOT GLOBULE out of their nose and it is left hanging for all to see.

Something to yell in a sophisticated large crowd.
I don't know about you ROBRRT but ALAN is saying CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION as check out his right nostril expression.

STUPID PEOPLE won't get this , " CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION".
by PERFECT ASSHOLE May 19, 2021
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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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Octussy Session

When eight equal length Pocket pussy's are welded together with openings at the end and eight men with similar size Johnson's get together touch heads by ramming into the Octussy in a circler motion
"Hey, Swan want to be apart of our Octussy Session
by DecTheDeck January 11, 2025
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Verbal 69 Session

Any "interview" that is so complimentary to the person being interviewed that it's as if they are sucking each other's dicks through language.
If you have one of these clowns who does stupid shit like plan wars behind our backs and hurts people's lives in various ways in front of you and you don't grill the motherfucker, you're fired.
The most obvious example of a Verbal 69 Session was Howard Stern's interview with Joe Biden in April of 2024, where Stern called Biden "America's Father."
by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
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Anal session

When Mike and you have sex but you have penises and then Mike shuts a lil skarr on your bed sheets as a sign of the loss of his virginity
Mike: wanna have an anal session

You: yes. Oh boy.

Mike: what’s on your bed
by Logan hugil February 3, 2025
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Garavogue session

When you go to the garavogue nightclub polluted drunk, shift a bird in the toilets, finger her mate on the dance floor and get thrown out by the bouncers for fighting her brother.
Had a garavogue session the other night in Sligo. Ended up woth a black eye, bird's phone number and fishy fingers
by Sligo cat March 6, 2025
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