homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

Secret Trois

A.K.A. The Three Pigs

A group of three morbidly obese, black fat bitches that cannot dance but still put their "dance videos" on youtube. They steal all there songs from real singers and attempt to be sexy by jiggling their 500 pounds of fat around. Most all of there videos have millions of views from other fat black bitches from around the world who write in and proclaim how "amazing" the three pigs were. They continue to get millions of views from politically correct liberals who feel sorry for their fat asses. In numerous other videos, they talk "ghetto" and proclaim how happy they are with their bodies. It's too bad they are the only ones who think that way. You know what they say, you can't keep a fat bitch away from her fried chicken.

Fat black woman: OMG! GURLZ DAT WAS DA SHIT! YA'LL GURLZ BE AWESOME! I WISH I WAS FAT AND COULDN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! SECRET TROIS RULES!

by Fat Bitch Hater August 12, 2009

secret sissy

A usually very masculine guy who is in the closet about his homosexuality. These guys tend to date women but are really just useing it to cover up his desire for men.

I was surprised to find out just how many jocks at my school were secret sissy's.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Secretary on my balls

The mime action of typing, but with palms turned up, as though the fondling of one's balls was being performed by a secretary. Popularized by alternate lyrics in Kanye West's hit song "Stronger."

Let's get lost tonight, you can be my black Kate Moss tonight, play secretary on my balls tonight...

by Moosecock82 March 11, 2011

Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan

The Mangekyou Sharingan (literally Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye in Japanese) is the 4th and highest level of the Uchiha clan's Sharingan (a technique from the wonderful anime, "Naruto"). Aquiring it signifies complete mastery of the Sharingan, which allows usage to techniques such as Amaterasu and Tsukiyomi. The secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan is that only those from the Uchiha clan who have achieved the 3rd level of Sharingan (3 teardrops in both eyes), and have killed their best friend, may use it. So far in the Naurto manga, Uchiha Itachi is the only one who has been revealed that has achieved such a level.

"If you open your eyes to the truth, including me, the number of people who can handle/deal with the Mangekyou Sharingan will have become three." - Uchiha Itachi to Uchiha Sasuke

by Haniruto September 2, 2005

secret santa

This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.

Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.

by rich rick March 30, 2010

Mall-Security

A position of a Security officer in a mall that works to keep douchbaggary to a minimum, and offer information and help to people actually there to shop.

Example #1. Mall-Security just kicked that guy out because he was being loud and disruptive and used foul language, I am so thankful that that douchbag has left the building.

Example #2. That Mall-Security officer was extremely friendly and helpful when I couldn't find the restrooms.

by intent January 9, 2008