Secret

None of your damn business unless told otherwise.

Bob: He dude wanna trade secrets?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: Because they're none of your damn business.

by Yeah-its-a-word November 2, 2011

Secret spy

Verb. To sneak up on somebody or to do something stealthily.

Mike - "I had to secret spy my way into that ho's house through the front door while her parents were asleep.. best night of my life."

Dillon - "Man, you're a badass. I wish I could be more like you."

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

Secret Wall Tattoo

A work of art, symbol, or sketch hidden behind a frame, mirror, headboard or other wall attachment of a hotel or motel room. The term is attributed to Joshua Homme, who created many wall tattoos while touring with Queens of the Stone Age. Some might try to link this practice with "anarchy" or "fighting the man" but these attempts usually end in fail. How serious can your statement be taken if you hide it under a $5 print?

"This hotel room smells like a band was in here! Quick, look behind the mirrors for Secret Wall Tattoos!"

Dude 1: Whoa, why are you taking down that picture frame?
Dude 2: I'm going to make a secret wall tattoo! I'm totally going to defy authority and feel like a rebel!
Chick 1: I'm never sleeping with either of you.
Chick 2: Me neither.

by Some Jerk Bob June 16, 2009

Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009

Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010

Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.

Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.

by siosays July 19, 2011

Secretarial Brain Pool

The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.

"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."

by the schultz August 16, 2011