Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 08, 2018

satchel secretions

Sweat from the underneath of a males balls

I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.

by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019

secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 06, 2021

Secret blo

When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there

Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday

by The big dick boy December 11, 2018

Novelty Secrets

A Favorite Sex Toy Store No One Knows You Have

Where did you get that sex toy? Novelty Secrets, now put it down.

by Novelty Secrets June 07, 2015

Internal Secretion

A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.

Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"

by yumolitious February 24, 2023

loud secret

A loud secret is when you have a secret that you want people to know but at the same time you don’t

I smile weed I want to keep it a loud secret

by Marcus von trill October 27, 2017