A group of 3 super hot fucking couples. There is always a larger than life southerner that loves to say you cunt and is a massive Payne!! A semi professional sports man that has salty balls and a fuck wit that wants to retire to a council house and loves a good tea bag. The chicks either have super human strength, can read minds or do Halloween make up!!
by Spunk bubbles October 12, 2021

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?
Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

A secret that everybody knows
Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret
by 🦈 March 4, 2021

The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.
"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."
"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."
"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."
by spaceunderscore November 5, 2023

The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.
by Hill Storm November 14, 2011

by vodkashotss August 3, 2017

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018
