sputch

sputch: adj. to throw up in/on someones vagina whilst masterbating.

Boy X : Aww man I was so drunk last night, I the girl I took home ended up with a sputch.
Boy Y : Omg I can't believe u sputched that chick, she'll be fishing chunks out for days.

Girl A : If I had to be a lesbian I'd totally sputch everytime.
Girl B : Let's lez out then, I love hot puke on my cunny!

by gommeroids August 22, 2011

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Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011

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skutchamende

the full Italian word from which skutch is taken - a lying mischief maker

to a small mischievous child - Skutchamende!

by vocabulary person October 9, 2012

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Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

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Scotch Blocked

Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.

Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."

Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"

Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."

by QRant March 19, 2013

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