Salmon

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".

Guy: I had some good salmon last night.

Or

Guy2: I just got salmoned!

Or

Guy 3: I'm gonna go to the bar to see if I can get some salmon.

by TheBearClaws July 30, 2011

symona

Symona likes to have long finger nails and collect dirt in them so that she can eat it. once I went over to her house and she said she was going to get her lap top to show me a video I waited 10 min for her to come back so I went to her room to try and find her but what found was disturbing she pooped on the floor and was playing with it. then she told me to clean it up I couldn't just leave her there so I went to get her a mop but when I came back she was sitting on it and eating it. I ran out of the house as fast as I could and never looked back symona is weird but ok

symona is funny

by pufffffff8f88ff8ff88f8ff8 June 11, 2019

Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

by BigDaddyLongAsian November 23, 2018

awkward salmon

A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.

Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.

Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.

by vivelabookworm December 30, 2010

Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.

Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.

by darth wazza September 27, 2006