Satan's Nutsack

Satan's Nutsack is hotter than hell or anything else. Perhaps the hottest thing in existence.

*when it's hot on the bus* "It's about as hot as Satan's Nutsack on this bus!"

by blazed_dazed October 27, 2016

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012

Satan child

IcyXD.

“Icyxd is a satan child”

by thetacocat78 August 8, 2023

Pickle Satan

A manipulative pickle-haired Satan on earth.

Person A: Did you see the new transfer student? They seem like a pickle satan!
Person B: You’re right! We should stay away from them.

by Hope juice June 7, 2021

Satan's Tampon

a spiritual trauma bomb, specifically fitted for a metaphorical suicide vest

"DO NOT pull on satan's tampon!" .."if you make him mad, he's gonna blow up on you!"

A.K.A: "Bloody Hell."

by Satans-Tampon November 6, 2023

Satan's Speedball

A combination of Meth and Fentanyl usually taken with PCP.

"Have you seen Chris?"

"He's in the hospital from taking Satan's Speedball."

by Elmf67 April 8, 2021