Taylor Swift

A beautiful and incredibly talented singer whose blue eyes apparently put the stars in Georgia to shame.

Girl #1: Who sings that great song "Tim McGraw"???
Girl #2: That beautiful and incredibly talented singer Taylor Swift of course!!!

by jklsdfrsfpgdsrfopqw October 3, 2007

Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.

Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)

by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003

Taylor Swift

A girl version of Justin Bieber

Can't really sing nor play guitar
All of their songs are about stupid made-up love and only has two different chords
Acts like they're 5 years younger
Idols of retarded 6-13 years old girls

Little Girl: When I grow up, I want to be like Taylor Swift!

Girl 2: Isn't she the "country" singer with fucking mediocre songs with stupid lyrics?
Guy: Yeah, just like Justin Bieber

by Zimamindfucks December 23, 2010

Swiftie

A fan girl or boy who is obsessed with the one and only TAYLOR SWIFT!!!! To the swifties she is our queen

Swiftie: wearing a TS shirt

Dayln: man they’re wearing TS T-shirts they must me swifties

by Willow wild June 12, 2018

John Swift

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick

sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know

by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017

Taylor Swift

A very sweet Grammy winning artist. Singer/songwriter born December 13, 1989. She sings about her life and things she may be going through. She cares for each and every one of her fans and is a cat lover.

Taylor Swift has amazing music

by Claraswiftie13 August 16, 2017

Taylor Swift

Taylor Alison Swift was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, PA. She is, despite popular belief, a hugely down to earth (and i say this objectively) and positive person. She is extremely talented, and there is a huge misconception that she only sings about love. She has written hundreds of songs about finding out who you are (A Place in This World), fighting cancer (Soon You’ll Get Better) and many other issues she’s come across in her lifetime that are often overlooked. i have also had people tell me that the only reason she became famous was because she was wealthy and upper class, which she was not. she grew up on a farm, dreaming of someday being able to afford things she wanted. she is an extremely talented human. stop hating.

“i think i love taylor swift”
“but...she’s a huge slut”

“SHUT UP VERONICA you’re 12 and you’ve dated 8 guys, she’s dated 7 and she’s 29.”

by TAYLOR SWIFT STANNIE September 21, 2019