cum sock surprise

When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised

“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

popcorn surprise

a hole cut in the bottom of a movie theater popcorn container in which the penis is inserted. the popcorn is shared with the girl who will reach in and unwittingly grab the throbbing, greasy member.

self describing

by Nick Martelli January 14, 2004

Sanchez Surprise

This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Cum Shot Surprise

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.

"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"

by that one guy with a huge penis February 3, 2012

salty surprise

When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.

I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.

by Giver of Salty surprises December 26, 2013

george washington surprise

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"

Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.

by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007

Center Valley Surprise

Getting a load of cum in the ear.

"I am totally going to Center Valley Surprise you!"

by Iceboxtechie January 13, 2007