speech therapy

Another stupid class that special ed kids are often forced into. You can end up with this if the teacher or parents think you can't speak right and may need therapy, usually due to a mental disorder or learning disability. It usually takes place once every one to two weeks and often takes place during one of your other classes or free time.

I was in speech therapy for every grade I was in during my elementary and junior high years. It sucked all because my parents and teachers thought I couldn't speak right.

by The Real Driller December 1, 2022

post-speech amnesia

When just after you gave a speech in public, you can't remember how you did or exactly what you said or how long you were talking.

"Dude, i have post-speech amnesia. Can you like record my speech for me so I can watch it afterwards and see how good I was?"

"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."

by collegekid4yourinfo March 12, 2013

Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.

Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.

by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015

R Speech

When you go to any Asian country and only speak to people with heavy accents so you adopt their dialect

White Trash: Herro! How are-a You?
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!

by Another Guy That Is That Guy May 30, 2018

free speech

Nothing more than a fraud. It's just basically a bread and circuses style prop used by capitalists to justify their rule and exploitation. Everyone would be given freedoms in exchange for being a wage slave or an exploited person. In otehr words, a trade-off. A payment.

neolibs: "FREE SPEECH NOW!!! BYOCOTT TOHSE HWO CENSOR TGE INTERNET!!!"
us: yeah. that's what you call as free speech. no wonder we censor.

by #LGCC9CCPP July 30, 2021

Penis Stench Monkey Aids

A type of disease that gives you monkeypox in your penis.

It also makes you black.

Person 1: THAT NIGGA GOT PENIS STENCH MONKEY AIDS
Person 2: Shiii i got the disease but at least i saw his dick

by A gay boy version965 October 31, 2022

hate speech or people's personal information.

The exact thing people aren't allowed to put in the urban dictionary.

UD - "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people's personal information."
Me - "Hell nah."

by anonymous December 1, 2022