Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump May 15, 2018
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stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.
She could barely walk after ride down stump road!
by OateeBoatFlash November 19, 2022
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stump humping

Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes
Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping
by PenguinFlyer October 11, 2015
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Stump Nugget

by Pinkpop118 November 06, 2020
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on stump whiskey

A term used to define moonshine during the days of prohibition. Moonshiners would stash their whiskey in tree stumps. This kept it safely hidden from the long arm of the law. These days, any whiskey over 100 proof (50% alcohol) is considered stump whiskey because of its strong intoxicating effect.
From the movie “Lawless”
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.
by The SlangSmith May 23, 2024
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the Brazilian tree stump

When a man, or his partner, waxes his pubes while having intercourse.
My girlfriend and I tryed the Brazilian tree stump last night and it hurt like a bitch.
by thebatmanz March 05, 2015
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Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.
When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.
by spankendorf December 07, 2024
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