Stump Muncher

Someone who likes to suck dick and does it often.

Damn bitch you becomin’ a damn stump muncher the way you be runnin’ to lick his lollipop.

by RiRi the Roach September 24, 2025

Stumping

When you use a stoma for sexual gratification .

Gary enjoys stumping over traditional intercourse .

by Slackmasterflx June 13, 2023

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.

Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!

by thecutsaregettingdeeper October 15, 2015

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Stump hound

A stump hound is a dog which you adopt and has at least one leg missing.
Austin found in either elderly peoples homes or youth clubs these dogs are a pinnacle of society and should be treated like the gods the are.
They often bear the name stumpy, Klyde or Charlie

After going to the adoption center, bob decided to get a stump hound, as he loved it's personality.

by Dr. Grape August 5, 2025

Stumps Gimpmore

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.

Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.

by Eclass September 15, 2025