new york state

Not really a state, it is actually more like 4 states:
-State of New York City
-State of Westchester County
-State of Long Island
-State of Upstate

None of these 4 areas has anything in common with the other 3.

The state line is at the Tappanzee Bridge.

by f djasfkzsdjds April 15, 2004

Wizard Status

a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.

"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"

by Roboticus January 10, 2009

Statusaur

An individual who constantly updates their status on facebook

Origins: The word "Statusaur" is derived from its root word "status-whore", as once misheard and repeated by a veteran facebook creeper.

"Yo he/she is on their 9th status update today!"

"Dude he/she is such a statusaur."

by CSCoHammers7 December 20, 2008

State of Fuckedness

New Jersey

"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

by ActionJackson98 April 26, 2009

statusfied

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.

Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED

by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009

status remorse

When one posts a status update on a social networking site and immediately regrets it, but cannot delete it since it's already been posted for all to see, and any revision would be obvious and painfully transparent.

"Aww, man, I'm having some status remorse. I posted that I'm going to Vegas but my supervisor thinks I'm sick. He's probably already seen my status."

by swingladyA September 13, 2009

status bait

a facebook status that is made just so a specific person will like it

Bob wants Jill to like his status. Bob knows Jill likes Aerosmith. Bob makes status "Dream On." Jill takes the "status bait" and likes it.

by kWMp April 20, 2010