danger spoon

A much better term for a spork
I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes
by turbo1125 December 18, 2022
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Sit-Spooning

The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.
Alex, Kane and Taylor were sit-spooning in their family photo, taken when Alex was the oldest.
by stephaa May 08, 2011
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spoon fox

Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.
"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"
by montronica January 09, 2012
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Spoon Fun

An act of homosexual intercouse
Daddy Derek wants to have some Spoon Fun with Mr. Hansen
by Applepiecomics August 24, 2019
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spooning 2.0

Sticking a spoon up your ass for pleasure
Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that

Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0
by Brain hurt March 24, 2020
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7 spoons

A phrase used to suggest to someone they should stop complaining and get over their problem (see get over it) because no-one is listening. See also whinger
Ali: Why can't everybody just get along and stop the hating?!
Andy: 7 spoons. Seriously.
by MrAndy January 07, 2008
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Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.
Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.
by shoegirl1990 August 11, 2011
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