smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

smooth

a) Used when someone does something of skill and makes it look easy.

b) Used in a sarcastic form for when someone has messed something up.

a) Man, that was smooth!

b) Oh yeah, Smooth move man!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

cum smoothie

A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.

Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

Smooze

When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.

Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.

by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017

smoothy

A smoothy talkin person, someone who has a way with words!

Kavan "hey what ya sayin? 369 Damn Your Fine!!"

Tara "Thank you, your a rare smoothy!"

Kavan "if you think i have a way with word, you should see me paint a picture!!, Che Mayn!!"

by Kavan December 28, 2005

Smooger

An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).

Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.

by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009

smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.

Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.

by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008