Snapping Turtle

When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.

The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.

by Puppy Dawg July 31, 2007

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

wife swapping

a prerequisite for joining the LAPD. When applying for the Los Angeles Police Department, one must be willing to swap wives with the other police officers. (allowing another man to have sexual intercourse with your wife, in exchange for his wife).

This is an underground, but popular characteristic within the force.

Officer O' Connor: Who do I get for this weeks wife swapping?

Captain: Shut up rookie. You'll get your turn when we're all done with your wife.

by skad8erateher June 8, 2009

slipping the d

Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina

"Yo son, just slip her the d!"

"How'd things go with her?"..."Oh ya know...I slipped her the d"

"What are you doing?"..."Just slipping the d"

by g-dub crew August 21, 2006

electronic towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring using the internal e-mail system and using ALLSTAFF to involve everybody, including sneaking into someone's office and using their e-mail account to send out embarrassing e-mails to the entire staff; from the habit of boys in high school locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts. Also known as "e-snapping".

"sorry I was late," said James," It took me an extra ten minutes to clear my inbox of all the electronic towel snapping that has been going on between Lex and Tim."

by doomed one April 24, 2008

snapping off

Using the one's mobile device with the application Snap Chat to send pornographic pictures back and forth until mutual masturbation is finished.

I started sending Snaps to Carlie, before I knew it, I was full on snapping off to her nudes.

by Todd McClever B.F.E. March 12, 2015

snapping point

When you have reached the point where you have had enough. The point where you feel as though you can't take it anymore.

She was tired of the humiliation, she was tired f the lies; she had reached her snapping point.

by YaR3bel March 22, 2016