Gripless Skater

A skateboarder who either doesn't have any grip on their griptape, shoes, wheels, etc.

That gripless skater is sliding all over the place.

by Alien Ant March 16, 2009

skater

skater is a black pussy ass bitch. & she stank. she pretty tho, but if you go in their pants is smell like pee-yew. LMFAOOOOO. we love her tho.. just don’t fuck her.

#skater so great, but her clit was small asf

by - bigdaddyk March 30, 2021

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

skater

Slang for 1/8 ounce of weed AKA an eigth.

OG: Yo - What you need a zip of the kush?

Pothead: Naw bro, funds are short. Let me get that skater.

by bhenchodan April 25, 2014

Skater

A person who skates. Nobody cares about how you look or what you listen to. I wear baggy clothes and listen to nu metal and 90s rap but someone may wear short shorts and listen to Playboy Carti.

You should skate for fun and you like it, not because it is now mainstream and cool. If you do that, you are a poser and a counterfeit.
Also, beginners are not posers, they are trying to learn and get help, so you are making them quit skateboarding.

Poser: Yeah I'm a skater
Actual Skater: Do a kickflip
Poser: Ok. *falls*

Also I hate Zumiez. They close local skate shops and make skateboarding more mainstream. My mom got me a Zumiez board for Christmas and while I'm grateful, I'm a little disappointed but she said she'll return it. I'll stick with my OG Creature board for now. (this is a true story from like a few days back)

by klem_box47 December 30, 2022

skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.

There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.

by NavyTown September 13, 2020

nas skater

everyones fav local nonce monster, has produced some backshot porn with our favorite raging racist homophobic country singer ang3l.raych.

yo bro have u heard the news?
no what is it?
johnny sins is pulling a nas skater!
yo bro no way!!

by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021