simpable

having the ability to be simped over, very easy to simp for

“Langa is very simpable, I simped for him the second he first appeared in sk8”

by moonorix March 21, 2021

Simpawomps

A person who has a hardcore crush, especially girls who have crushes on blonde climber boys

Girl #1: AHHHHH isn't Carter perfect??????
Girl #2: STFU YOU'RE SUCH A SIMPAWOMPS!

by birkenstocksgirl June 13, 2021

Simpahuntus

people (mostly thirst inducing girls) that go on social media to hunt for simps for themselves

damn, look at all these simps in the somments!
but hey, it's not like that's what the poster was looking for, what a simpahuntus!

by guiltycringe August 17, 2021

simpaphobic

Being extremely against simps or simping.

"Yo you tryna watch pokimane and donate until she notices us?" "No, i'm simpaphobic."

by Santa is Satan September 21, 2021

Simpatron

The initials M and I have a special relationship

Simpatron 3000

by Bda? September 21, 2021

Simpathetic

Being sympathetic or having sympathy for someone when you are simping.

Im not gonna be simpathetic towards you, I promise. I truly mean my kind regards.

by cryowizard October 10, 2021

Simpandouche

Noun: A title given to a simp who embodies many characteristics of a total douche- especially when initially presented as incredibly simpish but then reveals their douchebag tendencies. Pronounced like chimpanzee.

Friend 1: “He wouldn’t stop texting me all night while he was out drunk with his friends and saying how much he misses me and loves me- but I asked him yesterday if he wanted to hang out and he chose his friends over me! What a simpandouche! “
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”

by Little Rudiger December 9, 2021