smeat

A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass

Smeats ass is the sexy!!!

by Jim trawler May 10, 2007

shmate

Funny Way
of saying shit

BullShit!!!
in this house we say bull-shmate

by budd September 6, 2003

Shmata

A racial slur for black people. Mainly used in Baltimore, Maryland

"Look at all the shmatas here!"
"Its like we're in Nigera."

by your_real_real_real_name August 29, 2009

shmata

A head bandana worn mainly by women pastry chefs in restaurant kitchens to differenciate themselves from the rest of the male kitchen population.

I just bought a new Shmata, it's white and has skulls all over it. Your shirt and shmata match today muffin.

by Skull Muffin December 10, 2008

Shmatz

A really weakish, pussy looking, nerdy ass kid.

Even though he was a senior playing a varsity, his small stature and resemblance to Harry Potter made that kid look like a total Shmatz.

by Stevie Abbs December 30, 2007

road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 3, 2010

shmea

A Shaggy Dog or a dof that is shaggy

"Hey check out that shmea hes taking a crap"
"Cliff is a Shmea Bitch"

by Cursive March 14, 2005