Teaspoon Situation

A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.

Dude... It's not as funny this morning as it was last night. Must've been in a teaspoon situation.

by haddietix November 18, 2010

hypothetical situation

A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.

Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.

Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?

Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!

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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?

Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.

by Jack Lumber III December 27, 2011

situationship

Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.

Jamie and josh/kinsey and scott, was in situationships. It was miserable for all of them.

by #adultproblems January 17, 2015

Sticky Situation

n: a situation in which one's testicles are stuck to the side of their thigh, usually on a hot day due to sweat. Goes hand in hand with the Elvis Walk and a Slippery Slope

John: Bro, why are you doing lunges?

Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.

John: No shit.

by Whoopsht October 9, 2011

Hostel situation

When shit gets real in a cheap, temporary place of lodging.

According to UD, the unavoidable outcome of a scenario where "shit just got real" is always a hostel situation.

by MMRandySavage June 13, 2010

ideal situation

The best situation you can think of involving something. A synonym of "best case scenario".

The ideal situation with you and a sleeping cobra is you don't disturb the cobra and he doesn't bite you.

by awesomeisanoverusedname October 18, 2015

situational douchebaggery

when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.

only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.

an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.

I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery

by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010