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cock shield

2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.

This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!
by KeepItCoolYo July 13, 2010
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shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.
"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"
by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009
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Prude shield

A defense mechanism usually used by women, to create a illusion that she is a prude. Often used when with a large group of people, but once her friends leaves the shield is down and becomes a slut
Guy 1: Dude she is such a prude, she won't even kiss me

Guy 2: Man, you have to seperate her from her friends, its the prude shield man
by SY93 July 8, 2011
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shitehawk

A useless, going nowhere, idiot that talks crap. see also wordGobshite/word
Feck off you Shitehawk!
by - January 30, 2003
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shiela

Oi. mate, now thats a fine lookin shiela
by christopher January 20, 2004
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Shiternets

Incredibly shitty internets. Like trying to play an MMORPG over Dial-Up. Yeah, that bad.
Holy fuck, these shiternets suck. My torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. Fuck this. I might as well tether from my iPhone. My FIRST GEN iPhone.
by Stropko June 3, 2010
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shitebag

sottish slang ,someone who has no bottle, they are scared easily
hey you ya shitebag am gonnae boot yer baws
by wido June 1, 2004
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