Secret cunt

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .

I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .

by pineapplefaith October 02, 2014

open-secret

A secret that everybody knows

Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret

by 🦈 March 04, 2021

secret slag

a slag that keeps it low-key, she may be the biggest slag but no one knows it

Omg today I found out all this time Jessica has been a secret slag, man who knew!

by vodkashotss August 03, 2017

secrets basel

who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.

For example: Two girls came up with secrets basel because theyre hot.

by secrets basel November 22, 2021

Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 08, 2018

satchel secretions

Sweat from the underneath of a males balls

I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.

by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019

secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 06, 2021