secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...

by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

Secret Service

When taking a female from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, then as she looks back you ejaculate in her ear causing her to put her hand up to her ear like a secret service agent covering his earpiece.

He gave her the secret service

by Justin G May 12, 2004

Secret Peter

A Person, usually a woman, who you are in love with, yet he/she doesn't know it.

"So you like Stephanie then?"
"Yes, she's my Secret Peter"

by English Language Contributer February 9, 2010

Secret Emeritus

To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.

I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.

by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022

secret stash

somethin ur not supposed to bring somewhere....so u bring it secretly....it can be a stash of weed, porn mags, alchohol....etc....mostly u bring it secretly for the good of the whole group, not only to b used by u...like for parties..but u have to sneak it past some1 like ur parents for example

-hey im bored being stuck here for 2 days...this spiritual retreat sponsored by our school and forcing us to sign up sucks-any1 got a secret stash to keep us busy 2nite?
-yep i got some dope weed and beer, lets party!
-k not too loud tho u'll wake the nuns...remember its past lights out time

by tha p....p rick.....p$....menyc:) July 7, 2005

The Secret Handshake

It starts off with a girl agreeing to let you slap her bare ass. It gets fun when you then proceed to tickle her kooch a bit, she jumps up a little, and then you slap her ass with a vengeance. Often times she will get upset and you may have to make a quick exit.

Man, Ashley sure jumped last night when I gave her the secret handshake. I don't understand why she seemed so mad.

by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010