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English Scrotum Slap

A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.
Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap
by Wes1591 August 13, 2012
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scrotum face

A fat obese person who has a chubby face that resembles a scrotum.
Fatass: Hey, give me my cake back!!!

Jim: Shut the fuck up scrotum face!
by ballsak August 3, 2006
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Monkey Scrotum

When your ballsack feels like a monkeys, usually said when you are mad at someone or something; The sac of a monkey
when your girlfriend just dumps you, you might say monkey scrotum, because you feel like you have a monkeys scrotum.
by cristoballs June 29, 2008
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chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution
look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!
by Sam January 13, 2005
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Scrotum Sizzla

The act of dropping your ciggerette while youre driving.
I was on my way to church with a groupe of nuns when i got a scrotum sizzla.
by mavros April 26, 2006
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scrotum totem

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.
by Alien Anus March 29, 2004
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scrotilius quagmire

a self or mutual indulgence into scrotal fascination or stimulation
I fell into a scrotilius quagmire
by bodkin77 March 1, 2009
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