im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

scare

Named after Dennis Q. Scare.

I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.

by Tom John October 30, 2004

scare me!

someone's screaming at you, threatening you with non-bodily harm and has no actual power.

a peer, at work, or someone in a lesser position, gets angry and threatens to have you fired...your response would be:

"scare me, low rent." (accent on "me")

by heliotrope September 2, 2005

scared of you

A semi-sarcastic phrase used when you’re shocked and/or offended by soemthing someone has done or said.

If you’re talking about multiple people, replacing “you” with “y’all” makes sense.

Lauren: Yeahhhh it’s nothing but Patrenn’usse all weekend fs.
Kennedy: Patrenn’usse????? I’m scared of you.

by itsjaaassss March 19, 2019

scare up some ass

To go trolling for sex, usualy on the internet or people you never talk to on the contact list on your phone.

"Man, I am so horney, I need to go scare up some ass!"

by Mr. Fahrenheit January 9, 2008

scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

i'm scared

This phrase is mostly used when someone sees an image, text, or social media post and they begin to have a series of veitnam flashbacks so instead of saying: "*Vietnam flashbacks intensify*" they instead say "i'm scared" in reference to the way something made them feel.

In this scenario two people are texting:
Person A: I found something in my mom's sock drawer
Person B: i'm scared
Person B: what did you find
Person A: a dildo
Person B: FUCK I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED

by _depressedcasualdemonshit_ December 1, 2019