big dick sam

One of the Largest Penises on a human being.

Big dick Sam put me in a wheel chair last week because it was so big.

by IzzzMeYahBoi June 27, 2019

Sam

Sam has a really really really big dick.

Wow is that Sam! He must have a really big dick.

by (Mr. Person...) April 16, 2019

sam vallence

Someone that can be mistaken for an alien and likes to smoke weed all the time. You also might find him sitting around at hughroys house.

"Look at that sam vallence, he thinks that he's real"

by friedcunt October 12, 2009

Sam

An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best.

Hey I saw SAM in town today. She came over and gave me a hug. She is so nice.

by Lilstrawb February 21, 2019

Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Maybe a tad, but growth happens outside your comfort zone and he’s all about self-growth :) He’s good at pretty much everything so don’t challenge him unless you don’t mind losing. Don’t look into his eyes either because you’ll get butterflies and then any attempt of being victorious becomes futile. Also, loves LOTR and refers to himself as Samwise when he’s in a silly goofy mood.

That guy is a packing pro ping pong player. He must be a Sam.

by notglittergoat July 12, 2022

sam

midget.

mouse, also extriemly short
sam

by tgregf February 7, 2019

sam fisher

1. (noun) The main character in the Splinter Cell series of video games.

2. (verb) The act of being very silent and sneaky.

1. Sam Fisher infiltrated the terrorist's hideout with anybody knowing he was there.

2. "Man, I didn't even hear you coming. You totally pulled a Sam Fisher on me."

by You Can't Kill the Metal April 23, 2006