russian vasectomy

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

by MuthaLuvR April 14, 2014

Russel Hobbs

The drummer for the animated band, Gorillaz.

Russel Hobbs is so under appreciated!!

by doggoqueen August 2, 2017

Invading Russia

Verb: The act of doing something ambitious, yet ultimately futile.

Frank: "Dude, I really want to give Jamie a Cleveland steamer."
Roger: "Bobby's sister? You're invading Russia there."

by quietgerbil January 2, 2011

Kurt Russell

To pinch someone's nipple using your bicep and forearm.

I felt the date was taking a turn so I gave her a Kurt Russell. She told me to take her home.

by Citezensnips September 22, 2010

Ukraine and Russia

Ukraine and Russia are basically in war. May end in nukes I don't know .

* Ukraine and Russia literally arguing *

Putin: "I want to invade Ukraine"

Ukraine and other places "No"
*Putin does it anyways and starts war*

by OakIsWeird February 24, 2022

Dirty Russell

A dude who publishes a website with abunch of sexy teases but with a super duper tropper pooper twist, he adds a pic of his ass every 2 photos. To make it more interesting he might even add a pic of his 7 1/2 inch meat that is 24 inches when hard.

Damn, julian just tried to succ of that dirty Russell

by Gotm_oof October 19, 2017

angry russian

just about every russian anywhere.

i tried inviting sergei out for drinks with me and the gang but he coldly looked at me and replied "fucks you" with misery written all over his face. what a miserable, angry russian.

by Schmucklebum February 13, 2013