Roman Emperor

(n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.

So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.

by BlaWel February 23, 2010

roman nougat

A gelatinous, fragrant gob of man juice (or baby gravy), stored for many moons, then expelled, with the intent purpose of moisturizing any single (or multiples thereof) facial features. A stale load shot in the face of a slooter.

Daaamn, brah. I got hella faded and gave some random chick a roman nougat last nite. Wherever shes at, Im sure shes hella exfoliated rite now.

by the tilelinguists January 28, 2009

roman spear

Leaving work very early

As in i'm taking an early dart, therefore, a roman spear is a very early dart

by andy cartridge July 25, 2007

roman candle

This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.

"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."

by jbizzle15 October 24, 2007

Greco-Roman

Synonym for faggotry, mainly used by people who view themselves as 'straight' but had, or are open to homosexual activity.

I've had my Greco-Roman times during my teens.

by arsenius February 20, 2020

roman drought

The unfortunate side effect of a roman candle (def. 2) gone wrong. When the potential projectile becomes lodged in the urethra resulting in an inability to ejaculate and/or urinate.

Dude, we gotta call the hospital... I know there's nothing more humiliating than a roman drought but you're gonna get an infection...

by Willie Joe April 26, 2006

roman time

homo time which includes wackin off givin head to dudes and various gay activities

dead in the middle of the night, everyones asleep" and he says its roman time" bitches

by yvuviuuiv January 26, 2008