Resterbate

Verb. To masturbate while sleeping using the act of lucid wet dreaming.

-Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long that I am too tired to even beat off!

-Well why dont you go resterbate?
-Good idea!

by Buddhistbeatoff February 17, 2012

resterday

When the previous day, or yesterday, served the sole purpose of catching up on much needed rest and sleep.

"Man, after that week-long backpacking trip I was so exhausted that I had a resterday. I feel great now though!"

by crispychicken January 15, 2013

Restartded

A person who is so dumb, they almost restarted their computer because a web page wouldn't load

A: "The website was down for a bit."
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"

by ZedWhore April 14, 2014

Restee

Greatest man to ever step foot on Earth. His cheeks are chiseled like a finely-carved Michelangelo statue. His nose is perfectly symmetrical. His lips are slightly full: the kind that end in a cute little smirk at the corners. The rays of sun highlight the dimples in his cheeks and chin.

Restee is the greatest.

by Cassanova January 7, 2015

Resting Muppet Face

1) Person who's natural look resembles a Jim Henson Muppet.

"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."

by freelancerfive March 28, 2015

resting judge face

when you have a judgemental look on your face when you zone out

Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.

by egglet September 8, 2015

restless steeze syndrome

Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.

After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders

by ButterBros September 11, 2015