Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick

Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!

by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016

Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected

“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”

by Adiii17 March 12, 2022

rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.

"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022

rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.

Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.

by Cheese Master February 15, 2005

rectal plumber

A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.

Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"

See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.

So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed

by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017

rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time

person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"

by the true meme boi January 6, 2021