the hardest roast anybody can get. if you get roasted you might as well be dead.
there are 3 levels of roast:
low: normal roast
medium:mum roast
God: fortnite ROAST
there are 3 levels of roast:
low: normal roast
medium:mum roast
God: fortnite ROAST
by fortnite roast February 11, 2018
by Jenn010 July 07, 2006
"John why does it reek of coffee near your computer?" "I just watched some porn and gave myself a nice french roast."
by Epik5 October 24, 2011
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
by dudestoner2 February 07, 2008
"Roast ham" = spanked ass. Documented use of the term "roast my ham" to mean "spank my ass" dates to 1959, with the connotation of a violent spanking of the female ass.
by Loren Zabot March 21, 2007
Something that a guy named taaseen would say, using really bad roasts which are even funny or makes sense
He's also a fat cunt.
He's also a fat cunt.
Guy 1: "You really upset me about what you said about my dog, why would you say that taaseen
Taaseen: "Your dad upset you about your dog with his dick, because he's gay"
Chins start to jiggle as Taaseen laughs at his own joke.
5 seconds later
Guy 1: "Alright?"
Guy 2: "That was a classic taaseen roast right there"
Taaseen: "Your dad upset you about your dog with his dick, because he's gay"
Chins start to jiggle as Taaseen laughs at his own joke.
5 seconds later
Guy 1: "Alright?"
Guy 2: "That was a classic taaseen roast right there"
by DarkXPShadow May 22, 2018
The Fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.
The Roast Game is pretty simple First ask any family member "what is special about a holiday roast?"The family member would have the tendency to guess assumptively "Ham" "Turkey" "Beef" You say "no" to the family member Then you ask them "who or what do you think is special? "The family member says "I believe that children are special" You respond "So, you eat children for a Christmas roast? "The family member would freak out at you because he knew that the family ate children and he is surprised that you knew it too. The whole point of the game is to get your point across, which is the idea that the family eats children as their Christmas roast, and you interview and prove your common knowing and realizing of the idea or tradition that families have. If they freak out, they already admitted it.
Asides, it is easily provable by the fact that The Roast Game itself is easy proof that families were eating their own children after slaughtering them. After they slaughtered them they did this process where they skin the children, take out any fecal matter or anything inedible to humans, slice the right meat parts off like the "roast" meat, de-bacterialize the meat, season it, then cook it, after cooking it, they eat the children. That is my proof, which is the logical explanation of the truth that is found out in The Roast Game. Which to be honest, is absolutely mind blowing.
Asides, it is easily provable by the fact that The Roast Game itself is easy proof that families were eating their own children after slaughtering them. After they slaughtered them they did this process where they skin the children, take out any fecal matter or anything inedible to humans, slice the right meat parts off like the "roast" meat, de-bacterialize the meat, season it, then cook it, after cooking it, they eat the children. That is my proof, which is the logical explanation of the truth that is found out in The Roast Game. Which to be honest, is absolutely mind blowing.
by BM99 August 30, 2018