by 2Nova November 5, 2009
Get the Augmented reality mug.A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.
It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.
Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):
PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??
Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.
PC user: *facepalm*
PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?
Apple user: Yup.
PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??
Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.
PC user: *facepalm*
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Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
by The Latin Warrior May 15, 2011
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Your reality is not my reality" can be subsituted for any of the following phrases: "What the hell are you thinking?" -or- "You and I do not see eye-to-eye" -or- "it's not my fault you have a hole in your neck - why are you grossing me out with your stop smoking commercial?
by Mr. sluggo February 21, 2011
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fife: Well in reality you're fucked. Shes gonna take everything!!
fife: Well in reality you're fucked. Shes gonna take everything!!
by joe da baker October 18, 2011
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by Infinite Reality July 3, 2008
Get the Infinite Reality mug.Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.
The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.
by choochflounder December 28, 2013
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