plonka

New Zealand/British slang referring to someone being silly, an idiot, or a term used to reference the male penis.

No a apple is not a weapon, you plonka

by nyagpt August 31, 2025

Polonizing

Giving unwanted advice in terms of aphorisms, like Polonius from "Hamlet". In the play, Polonius gives generic advice to multiple characters, which winds out being terrible every time. The people who do this usually do not follow the advice they dish out. Similar to, but not the same as, being "patronizing" to someone. As a verb, "Polonize".

A: "Remember, a penny saved is a penny earned!"
B: "Dude, you asked me for 5$ last week which you still have not paid back. You have no right to be so polonizing."

by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025

Polony

A Polish colony.

Chicago hosts the biggest Polony in the USA

by Nomadan December 19, 2025

huevos palones

Balled balls in Spanish. Also means lack of courage.

That huevos palones wouldn't even go talk to the stank ho.

by EllmanHolmes June 9, 2010

Nathan Polonski

Fun to poop with
Likes to have sex with Grandmas
He enjoys flabby pussy
and is a sucker for girls with big black cocks (Trannys of course)

Black Woman: Nathan you're so sexy, I want to fuck you with my cock
Nathan: Dear God, PLEASE NO! My dick is rising
Black Woman: Mine too, we can have a sword fight

*woman laughs sexually*
Nathan: MMM baby fuck me good
Black Woman: I will just call me "BIG DADDY"
Grandma: NOOOO GRANDMAAAAA.

NATHAN POLONSKI

by Stalkersssssssssss August 17, 2012

silly plonker

My father

My father is a silly Plonker

by Purple chicky July 9, 2014

monto plonto

a shitty indian sit com that pewdiepie absolutely recked

person one:this shows about as bad as monto plonto

person two:don’t even bring that up ew

by heykittygirls December 27, 2018