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Sister Patterson

New York`s mother. She hates Flavor Flav and Chance and will take away anything thug-like from her daughter. See devil.
Sister Patterson looks like the devil in her red suit and when she laughs like a hyena.
by iHateEmos July 9, 2007
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Harry Potter Moment

When you do something outrageous in a short amount of time and get away with it

More famously called a James Bond Moment
Rebel:I jumped over the fence, climbed into the open window and managed to slide back in my seat before Mrs Brown caught me.

Nerd: Dude, that was totally a Harry Potter moment
by 203ha April 16, 2009
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Potter

A cute, outgoing, and popular guy. He is the sweetest guy ever who gives the best hugs. Anyone who ever meets and wins his love is the luckiest person ever. He will treat you very nicely, and always make sure you are happy.
I hope to one day fall in love with a Potter.
by maddiemae July 28, 2009
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Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"
by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008
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Patterson Mill Middle/High School

Commonly known as PMill or PMS, this high school is, with out a doubt, the most fucked up high school in the state of Maryland. This joke of a school is run by happy and cheery principal Wayne D. Thibeault who is questionably on crack. He thinks that the students are his children and the school is his home and no one would be surprised if he actually sleeps there at night. And I'm sure every student who attends there knows that creepy smile of his that make you think he's going to rape you when you're not looking. The rest of the Patterson staff is filled with child molesters, homosexuals, and a man who looks like Hitler. Patterson Mill is filled with alcoholics, pot heads, and white trash. But mostly white trash. The girls are all dirty sluts that love to send nudes, get wasted at parties, and suck the football team's dicks. The guys love to walk the halls, acting like they're black, screaming BURR like its no one's business. The football team thinks they're the shit with their cheap tattoos and their Gucci music blaring out of their mini vans. These students are great role models for the middle school youngsters right up stairs who will, in a few years, become druggies and whores just like the high school kids. This school is also pathetic in every sport, so don't be intimidated when you see that your school is playing the Huskies next week. So if you love drugs, partying, and sex, Patterson Mill is the place for you.
Patterson Mill Middle/High School alcoholics Gucci PMS crack
by Nad Nerb February 13, 2010
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Potter Head

Some one who is so overly obsessed with Harry Potter they refer to it as "the drug". Symptoms of a Potter Head include:
- Crazy wild look in the eye
- Lightning bolt some where on the body and/or round spectacles.
- Whenever the word "book" is mentioned said potter head turns around immeadiately and starts twitching
- Talks really loud and fast whenever having a conversation about HP
- Talks really fast and loud all the time because they are always talking about HP
- Screams and tries to hold your hand if your name is Harry, sur-name is Potter, or your initials are HP or HJP.
-Finds other Potter Heads to wack you with baseball bat if mentioned that you do not care for their master.
Sanjaya: Yeah, Harry Potter just isn't my thing.

Then out swarm thousands of Potter Heads, all carrying heavy and/or spiky objects.
by Nonyo Binness October 15, 2007
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Pottery Barn

Sally: I was shopping at pottery barn and they were selling these random book bundles for decoration.

Lisa: Wow, seem like something abercrombie and fitch would do

Sally: I know right, at least decorate with books you actually read
by harley bat July 7, 2011
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