putang ina

Tagalog for Mother Fucker

Guy1: Bitch!
Guy2: Putang Ina!

by hector564 September 14, 2008

Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.

Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...

by My Girlfriend's Friend December 17, 2010

plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.

Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.

by jonDon January 13, 2015

Plutonic

Like platonic but for retards who can't spell

Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic

by The Derky May 9, 2019

Vladimir Putin

The 45th president of the United States.

BREAKING NEWS
Vladimir Putin has been elected as the president of the USA.

by extremely loud children May 9, 2018

put on display

when your buisness is being told to everyone. causing a scene.

same as being "put on blast" or "front street"

girl friend: ""screaming"" Thats why i know you are bisexual nigga.

boyfriend: thats why i know 3 dudes shared you at 1 time

random guy: damn there buisness is bein put on display in front of everybody

by pow! pow! pow! December 20, 2010

putanginamo

it means your mom is a hoe/bitch/slut/ etc. in tagalog (language of the philippines)

simply...putang ina mo!

by crazyflip July 6, 2003