really dark medieval purple, named after Bam Margera beacause he seems to be quite fond of that color
by Michaela White January 21, 2009

When a male or female leaves another female hanging before fulfilling sexual pleasure. It's like blue balls, but for women.
My boy was making me feel good until his mom came home with the new Xbox and he went to the other room, leaving me with purple ovaries.
by Spacemeow November 26, 2013

A very potent version of heroin. It gets its name from the purple hue it has. It is extremely strong and makes you just stare at kitchen appliances
Tony why are you staring at the refrigerator, it's been like three hours. You're not on the purple sand again are you?
by Kilgore Carp February 6, 2008

Very dark skinned female/male, just less dark than blik. Often associated with purple hued extremities.
by Nigell Tufnell January 5, 2018

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple
by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018

someone who has always been at your side, who had many opportunities to go away as all did, but remained
by amobrucia August 23, 2021

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.
I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.
by GolderGirl April 7, 2019
