Pouring the shampoo

Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.

I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro

by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024

Poutine

A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.

I could go for some poutine.
Wanna go to Poutineville to get some poutine?
I'm craving poutine.

by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024

pouring honey on a goat

Generally used as a term to glaze Lebron James and/or your "goat"

"I'm pouring honey on a goat."

"I liked him more on the heat"

by Vilger January 4, 2025

poutine pizza

an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis

I need something quick let’s grab some poutine pizza

by Klinkhammer January 28, 2025

poutine pizza

a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly

let’s get some poutine pizza

by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025

Porting

The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.

I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!

by frandagdee February 3, 2025