Voice Portal

A cell phone or a mobile device.

Hit me up on my Voice Portal.

by Vinchenzenator June 5, 2007

Friction Portals

Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.

Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.

person 1: I will fuck your mother!

Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!

Person 1: How does that work?

Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.

Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.

by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009

Pootaddle

A bunch of bullshit; something unbelievable, crazy.

You believe that pootaddle that Mark blew his load 3 times in 2 min last night with that hooker down the street?

by Remy Hamilton December 1, 2004

partakage

Noun. Desrcibing marijuana. What you put in your bong. Some of that real sticky icky.

Let us enjoy this partakage I packed in this blunt

by adar B May 18, 2006

pontafix

Following through after passing wind in the shower

"Boy did u pontafix in my bathroom again?"

by Stax mcmuffin June 26, 2006

pootanks

Another name for a ladys arse,bottom,trumper.

1, Cor blimey look at the Giant pootanks on her .

2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.

by E stop yed May 10, 2008

Plastic Portagee

A person of Portuguese descent whom uses their Portuguese heritage as their identity.

You're such a plastic Portagee, you don't even live in Portugal!

by MattyPortagee July 12, 2020