pew poot

something you take in the bathroom

Please take a pew poot pot

by gatorworks December 22, 2013

Poot

A pathetic fart. Usually before pooping, or during pooping, a little toot comes out.

D: *flushes toilet
K: *flushes toilet, *POOTS
D:
K: ahhh I just pooted.

by Togetherselves April 2, 2019

POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time

You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!

by Crayonlicker March 10, 2021

Poot

Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.

I thought I just had a fart, but I accidentally pooted. Excuse me, while I go clean myself.

by thatoneguy87 November 27, 2017

Poot

Exactly that.

"This nigga really just crossed me for a gaper bruh... What a poot..."

"That's lame as hell..."

by TundraFeever December 10, 2021

Poots

Meaning something stupid or dumb

DAD:Oh shit I dropped grandmas ashes

Me:poots

by Skark boy aka unknown July 18, 2021

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015