POO POKER

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.

I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?

by kam75xx June 8, 2018

Diddly Poo

Something the New Orleans Saints didn't do offensively.

"We didn't do diddly poo offensively."
- Jim Mora

by Nougatz January 20, 2009

poo licker

One who is an annoying, spineless, shit talker that cant or wont back up the shit spilling from their cock holster

Dale talks so much shit, I tried to beat his ass but the poo licker took off running

by Drbigbuds July 12, 2007

Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

mexican poo poo man

A steve who primarily eats tuna but occasionally gets treated to his favorite, Mexican food. It has been argued that he is also the inventor of the Mexican poop lasagna.

Mexican poo poo man already had his pills. Now it's time for bed.

by Turdhudini April 24, 2018

Period Poo

When your bestie agrees with you.

Yessss girl period poo

by StrawberryGlow February 9, 2022

poo ruse

Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.

My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.

by pooter diddler October 9, 2013