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nigger please

It means Your Kidding me or that is outragous between two Blacks having a discussion.

It also means quit being rude in the black community

It can also mean stop the bullshit
Nathaniel just got promoted to Captain. Reply: Nigger Please! which means that cannot be true or that is a shocker because Nathaniel is an idiot. Nigger Please! She only got promoted because she was black and they needed females to fill the quota.

Two black men are in a store and one is misbehaving or being rude. His friend says to him Nigger Please which means behave or straighten up your act.

Nigger please is not for a white person to say. It is only for a black to say to another black

A black man goes into a 7/11 with his dog and the dog starts growling for food. He tells his dog "Nigger Please" which means quit bothering me.

4 black prisoners are riding in a Jail bus all chained up to one another One Black cuts a terrible fart. Another Black prisoner on the chain says "Nigger Please"

Nigger please can also mean to quit embarassing me.
by Deputy Sheriff September 26, 2007
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a pleasant heart attack

having a major coronary while having sex with a perfect 10
Bob had a pleasant heart attack while in bed with Ali Larter
by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006
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pleasure mode

My phone went of in class and i left it on pleasure mode for a while
by jon martin March 30, 2004
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Cracka please

When a white man says something another white man finds preposterous, the incredulous white man looks askance & exclaims, "Cracka please!"
Ted: "Lynrd Skynrd was much better than the Allman Brothers."

Stan: "Cracka please!"

cracker incredulous preposterous disbelief unbelievable
by Mike Palomar January 27, 2015
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bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
by Devon March 23, 2005
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oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016
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Pleasure Flashlight

A object that is shaped like a flashlight, but is used for male pleasure. They take the piece of glass of the flashlight, and under it is a skin toned, fake vagina. Males stick there dicks into it. It can also be used as a dildo.
Dude, my pleasure flashlight did me well last night. It's like a girlfriend I wish I could have but never will.
by Zaytes March 16, 2017
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