jaan pie

A jaan pie is a pie filled with an endless amount of love, warmth, and joy. When you eat a jaan pie, you can't help but feel like the luckiest person in the world to have tasted such a heart warming pie.

(The term 'jaan' that is used in jaan pie, literally means 'life' and is a term of endearment in South Asian cultures)

Roki, you're my jaan pie and I want to eat you right now! :3 <3

by thebeignet January 23, 2019

everberry pie

A pie made out of everberries in the Infinity Blade universe. Siris always wanted to taste it but was never allowed to since he had to follow strict training.

Everberry pie is the best pie!

by Ryth March 23, 2013

Glam Pie

When two people are participating in sexual intercourse, the man will pull out and ejaculate on the females face and throw glitter at her.

"Dan Painter pissed me off so I glam pied his sorry ass"

by Shayna Farnan February 18, 2009

pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.

Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!

by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017

beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 6, 2015

Gibber Pie

A whole bunch of non sense

Thats a whole bunch of Gibber Pie!

by Thesunshines November 14, 2010

Fat pie

A girl with a fair bit extra round the waist but DD's or bigger. Not very attractive but you probably would after 6 pints. Gerald's favourite type of girl.

Dave: Look at that fat pie over there Jezz!

Jezz: Oh, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Dude-fucking-man December 13, 2012