nanometer-peter

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.

Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!

by Seydan October 6, 2009

rubber peter

n. A dildo. A peter made of rubber.

In a classic "Brady Bunch" episode, Alice gets Peter to help her move a rubber tree plant into the bedroom, to get it out of the way so she can vacuum. They accidentally get locked in, and call to Bobby for help. He can't get the door open, so he runs to find his mom, and when he finally does he's out of breath and all he can get out is, "Mom...Alice...in the bedroom...rubber...Peter." And Mrs. Brady thinks Bobby has seen Alice masturbating with a rubber peter. Mrs. Brady screams, "Jesus Fucking Christ" and goes running off to the bedroom and kicks down the door. When she realizes her mistake, they all have a good laugh at it. This was the best Brady Bunch episode ever.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

Russel Peters

funniest comedian in the world!

boy #1 :did you see Russel Peters on t.v last nite?
boy #2:yh man he was funny!

by c_angelz January 25, 2006

Beating Peter

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.

by vander-dale May 17, 2009

peter lim

TWO WORDS. HUGE DICKKK!!!!!!

Peter lim is a hot and sexy guy.

by MIKE I WAN U February 12, 2018

peter couture

only the most toolest of them all. drives a nissan 350z and rocks the sick faux. wears only v-necks/ flannels. goes to parties with his bros like he owns it. mostly hated by people that want to have his life (including bitches). Can be sweet at times but only when he's trying to get it in with bitches he cant get. favorite words to use; "sick bro" and obvi".

(At a party)
peter: yo what up?

girl: Heyy

peter: you're hot as fuck and you have some pretty eyes whats your name?

girl: fuck off peter couture you're tool bag.

by poop stain 1017 October 2, 2011

Spieling Peter

aka the CUTEST and most ADORABLE Peter Pan to ever walk this Earth, working at Disney Parks. No girl is able to resist his charm and childish wit, not to mention those gorgeous blue eyes. He is the definition of Ungghhhh.

I went to Disney world and I saw "Spieling Peter!" He even crowed for me!

by banananutmuffins12345 May 13, 2011