perpencoculated

utterly and hopelessly lost due to a lost sense of direction.

these suburbs all look the same; I'm all perpencoculated, man!

by kirixen August 10, 2004

Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").

Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").

by bainsteven March 8, 2011

Perpetual motion

During 69 he suddenly shoves his cock deep down her throat causing her to both gag and vomit on his dick and fart into his face - in response he gags and vomits between her leg.

Eternal motion.... if it's more than a fart.

Hotel housekeeping refused to clean the sheets after the guests performed Perpetual Motion

by Jennon the navigator November 2, 2016

perpetual friendzone

When 2 people both like each other, but are too awkward to ask each other out.

They were both too cripplingly shy to ask each other out, but still had feelings for each other, and therefore were stuck in perpetual friendzone

by Eternal Lonliness June 23, 2017

Perping

Popular person simping- perping

Sinping on someone but only for popularity

Hey bro y were you simping on that popular girl
I wasn’t I was perping on her so I get invited to the Halloween party

by lr LITBIF June 16, 2021

Perpetrating

capping, committing a crime, half stepping, or being sneaky

Tyrone: Are we going to the club tonight?
Blair: Nah man, those women be perpetrating all night.

by canndle July 22, 2021

One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.

Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.

by witshang February 10, 2022