pender

1. noun - a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense

2. noun - a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. Commonly uses the phrases "as we all know", "obviously", "thus", and "thoughts?????"

3. adjective - describing something that is lacking common sense

You are such a pender, I can't believe you drove your car with no oil in it.

What a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.

After 10 hours of downtime in a factory...
At the meeting that pender said we wouldn't have any downtime.

by gninraw June 25, 2010

pendeja

An ass in the spanish language.

"Besa mi pendeja,puta,"
"Jodate"

by Catalina February 5, 2005

Pendergrass

A name for a fungus on your vagina.

HOLY SHIT! I have this huge Pendergrass down there! it itches.... Maybe I should get some ointment for this...

by Kelseyleeg February 25, 2009

Pendejo

In New Mexican slang pendejo means cop.

pendejo factory for police station

by franz March 23, 2004

pendeja

Spanish for bitch, but it depends on how you say it you can be like, "you PENDEJA!" or "hey pendeja!"

"hey pendeja!"
you get screwed over by autocorrect.
my sister: "why did you call me a pencil?"
me "sh*t"

by ivygurl45 February 19, 2017

Pegetarian

Someone who is against the use of vehicles and also refuses to consume meat, unless the vehicle is a food truck. A mixture of a pedestrian and a vegetarian.

“So you’re a vegetarian right?”
“No, I’m a pegetarian, because street food is too hard to resist.”

by grantomania March 9, 2018

pendejities

When someone says something stupid because they suffer from a drastic loss of brain cells

Ignore my son he has pendejities

by Elpiasa May 10, 2018