Pedro

My amazing super cool boyfriend,, hes the best bfn in the entire world n i love him

"i love uu most pedro (stupid monkeu)"

by Devil inna new dress September 15, 2023

pedro

the most sexiest, good looking, smartest, and intelligent man in the world. pedro will give you the best advice and hugs and most likely be loving. he is the best guys ever.

Yo did you hear that pedro saved a girl from suicide?

Yeah honestly i dont know how he did it.

by ahahhahahahzg yuegdhduwjs November 24, 2021

Pedro

Pedro is a man that everyone needs in their life. Weather they need a shoulder to lean on, someone good looking to admire, or a dependable realtor, Pedro is your guy.

You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.

Wow, where did you find that Pedro guy? He's awesome.

Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.

by BestInvestor420 November 22, 2021

Pedro R. Flick

In 2000 BC an aztec sacrificial soccer player invented an innovative way of lifiting the ball using the ether in the air and his feet bestowed by the god of stale bread thus creating the move "Rainbow Flick" which we still use today, although with less sauce

"I'm Pedro R. Flick jr. and i've invented the straight flick"

by HeatlairDidNoWrong August 20, 2025

Pedro Arrombado

A pedro arrombado is a species of male who makes constantly makes jokes and draws, most of the time not on purpose.
A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.

"Pedro arrombado" "stop calling me that" "Pedro arrombado"

by Aco4n October 16, 2025

Pedro

Ada the ugliest bitch you'll ever meet .If u date him he'll like u for awhile but then turn around not after about a month . He has ugly buck teeth and mental eyes . If u brake up with a Pedro just read this and forget that bitch.

Pedro:hey u wanna go out?
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......

by The bad Bitch October 30, 2017