Pedro is a man that everyone needs in their life. Weather they need a shoulder to lean on, someone good looking to admire, or a dependable realtor, Pedro is your guy.
You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.
You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.
Wow, where did you find that Pedro guy? He's awesome.
Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.
Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.
by BestInvestor420 November 22, 2021

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
by ilikemilo October 8, 2021

In 2000 BC an aztec sacrificial soccer player invented an innovative way of lifiting the ball using the ether in the air and his feet bestowed by the god of stale bread thus creating the move "Rainbow Flick" which we still use today, although with less sauce
by HeatlairDidNoWrong August 20, 2025

by Pony dude101 May 18, 2018
