Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.

person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me

by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Pedro's bedroom

Small zone in Newcastle where the air reeks of criminality and Lynx Africa....

Your bird has been doubled more times than the dart board in Pedro's bedroom

by kaleidoscope May 23, 2018

Pedro R. Flick

In 2000 BC an aztec sacrificial soccer player invented an innovative way of lifiting the ball using the ether in the air and his feet bestowed by the god of stale bread thus creating the move "Rainbow Flick" which we still use today, although with less sauce

"I'm Pedro R. Flick jr. and i've invented the straight flick"

by HeatlairDidNoWrong August 20, 2025

Pedro Arrombado

A pedro arrombado is a species of male who makes constantly makes jokes and draws, most of the time not on purpose.
A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.

"Pedro arrombado" "stop calling me that" "Pedro arrombado"

by Aco4n October 16, 2025

Pedro

Ada the ugliest bitch you'll ever meet .If u date him he'll like u for awhile but then turn around not after about a month . He has ugly buck teeth and mental eyes . If u brake up with a Pedro just read this and forget that bitch.

Pedro:hey u wanna go out?
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......

by The bad Bitch October 30, 2017