Paperback writer

Making a song with ONE chord. First attempted by Paul McCartney by the great band The Beatles.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.

by Chicken rider November 20, 2022

XXL paperbag

The largest size to go bag you can receive at McDonalds

OMG. I was so excited! When I went to McDonalds I got my food in a XXL paperbag!

by bruhanna May 28, 2010

Toilet Paper

1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.

2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.

Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."

by ballzgalore May 7, 2015

buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020

paper-mooning

adj. scamming someone for money

Rory in the Gilmore Girls, (referencing the 1973 movie Paper Moon), says that bringing an article of clothing back to a store to return multiple times, will lead the sales clerk into believing that Rory is "paper-mooning them".

(or)

Turbo tax is trying to paper-moon me by pretending that the free edition is always free; that's why they hide the Freedom version on a separate website!

by maevepotter August 20, 2012

strikin' paper

toilet paper, only when used to wipe your ass

You got any strikin' paper?

by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

paper tiger

One who appears tough on the surface but is really a wimp.

He annoys me because constanly brags about being so tough, but at least he can back up his statements, unlike a paper tiger.

by Word of the Day June 7, 2004